Goofy Word Play With Christmas Carols To Lighten The Christmas Mood

Sometimes it’s just fun to change the words!

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Frosty the dope man,
Was a very scary dude,
His temper was short,
According to many a report,
And even his momma thought he was rude.

Frosty the dope man,
A filthy man on the streets,
He sold his coke,
And he soiled his sheets,
And don’t ask why he was broke.

Frosty the dope man,
A real crystal-hogging freak,
You’ll never see him coming,
He was a total sneak,
He was once found guilty because of humming.

Dumpity, dump, dump,
Dumpity dump,
Look at Frosty go,
Dumpity, dump, dump,
Running from the cops in the snow.

Good old Frosty the Dopeman,
Sold drugs that were dirt cheap,
He cut his meth,
While he lived in a heap,
And had no real fear of death.